{"id":10445,"date":"2014-07-29T14:12:02","date_gmt":"2014-07-29T22:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10445"},"modified":"2014-07-29T14:12:02","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T22:12:02","slug":"kim-kardashians-nine-expressions-collect-them-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kim-kardashians-nine-expressions-collect-them-all\/","title":{"rendered":"Kim Kardashian&#8217;s Nine Expressions\u2014Collect Them All!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/nine-kims.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10447\" alt=\"nine-kims\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/nine-kims.jpg?resize=495%2C329\" width=\"495\" height=\"329\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/nine-kims.jpg?w=495&amp;ssl=1 495w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/nine-kims.jpg?resize=300%2C199&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 495px) 100vw, 495px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When <strong>Kim Kardashian<\/strong> posted a collage of her facial expressions on <a href=\"http:\/\/instagram.com\/kimkardashian\" target=\"_blank\">Instagram<\/a>, one could only marvel at the waxen immobility of that celebrated face.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take a closer look.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9-expressions-of-kimkard.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10451\" alt=\"9 expressions of kimkard\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9-expressions-of-kimkard.jpg?resize=490%2C488\" width=\"490\" height=\"488\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9-expressions-of-kimkard.jpg?w=490&amp;ssl=1 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9-expressions-of-kimkard.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/9-expressions-of-kimkard.jpg?resize=300%2C298&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If only Kim had taken the time to label each expression!<\/p>\n<p>Since she didn&#8217;t, I will take a stab at it.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Top row, from left to right<\/strong>: Duh, Look over there, Duh.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Middle row, from left to right<\/strong>: Oh, Duh,Turning my head.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bottom row, from left to right<\/strong>: Turning my head, Look over there, Duh.<\/p>\n<p>There you have it! Use this expression sampler to amaze your friends, play some bingo, or just add to your Kim Kardashian shrine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Kim Kardashian posted a collage of her facial expressions on Instagram, one could only marvel at the waxen immobility of that celebrated face. Let&#8217;s take a closer look. &nbsp; If only Kim had taken the time to label each &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kim-kardashians-nine-expressions-collect-them-all\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[986,1101,1033],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2It","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10445"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}