{"id":10485,"date":"2014-08-22T00:39:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-22T08:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10485"},"modified":"2014-08-22T00:39:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-22T08:39:00","slug":"300-lipstick-finally","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/300-lipstick-finally\/","title":{"rendered":"$300 Lipstick, Finally!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/silly-lipstick.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10486\" alt=\"silly lipstick\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/silly-lipstick.jpg?resize=446%2C480\" width=\"446\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/silly-lipstick.jpg?w=446&amp;ssl=1 446w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/silly-lipstick.jpg?resize=278%2C300&amp;ssl=1 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 446px) 100vw, 446px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is what I&#8217;ve been praying for: a red lipstick I don&#8217;t want!<\/p>\n<p>What a wonderful surprise from <a href=\"http:\/\/popdust.com\/2014\/08\/04\/givenchy-kanye-kim-kardashian-justin-bieber-reality-tv-hip-hop-stars\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Givenchy<\/strong><\/a>, the brand of choice for<strong> Kim, Kanye<\/strong>, and many other celebrity luminaries. Allow me to fill you in:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>French luxury label Givenchy is launching a $300 lipstick in its signature deep red shade in the Le Rouge line, clad in crocodile skin. Limited to only 3,000 pieces, it will be available at Barneys New York starting October. Otherwise priced at only $36, Givenchy&#8217;s limited edition Le Rouge gets its staggering price tag from the crocodile skin it&#8217;s encapsulated in, patterned on the black and silver tube.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I only hope to meet one of the 3,000 idiots who buy this crocodile-clad piece of shit. Lucky for me that I<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VwlGb9oONjk\" target=\"_blank\"> shot my wad<\/a> on the stupid <a href=\"http:\/\/popdust.com\/2014\/07\/23\/louboutin-shoes-nail-polish-label-whores\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Louboutin<\/strong><\/a> nail polish!<\/p>\n<p>Okay. I just wanted to share my relief. Now you can go back to what you were doing. xo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is what I&#8217;ve been praying for: a red lipstick I don&#8217;t want! What a wonderful surprise from Givenchy, the brand of choice for Kim, Kanye, and many other celebrity luminaries. Allow me to fill you in: French luxury label &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/300-lipstick-finally\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[1061,826],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2J7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10485"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}