{"id":1057,"date":"2008-08-18T00:01:34","date_gmt":"2008-08-18T08:01:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1057"},"modified":"2008-08-18T00:01:34","modified_gmt":"2008-08-18T08:01:34","slug":"eyebrow-magic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/eyebrow-magic\/","title":{"rendered":"Eyebrow Magic"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n Here I am, modeling the fussy white shirt after a hard day limping around Nordstorm at The Grove. As you can see, it doesn’t really work. But I have to say that posing on my commode was a stroke of genius on my part. The lighting in my hallway is very flattering, and the commode will horrify that Crazy Muffin Woman if she dares to come poking around. I think it was the commode experience that somehow provoked her into dissing me. Take that, Crazy!<\/p>\n In other news, I managed to get two sales assistants at the M.A.C. counter into a mini-argument. I praised a beautiful young man on his spectacular eyebrows, and he referred me to a M.A.C. eyebrow pencil<\/a> in “Stud.” \u00a0 But another M.A.C person objected, and insisted that “Strut” would be a better choice for me. \u00a0 It was a tense situation. The Strut woman made up my eyebrows, one in each color. \u00a0 People stopped and stared at me. I stared back at them and said pleasantly “Which eyebrow makes me look less like an old witch?” They were all struck dumb by this question.<\/p>\n I ended up buying Strut, but of course It was a mistake, like the white shirt. I should have gone with Stud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Here I am, modeling the fussy white shirt after a hard day limping around Nordstorm at The Grove. As you can see, it doesn’t really work. But I have to say that posing on my commode was a stroke of … Continue reading