{"id":10590,"date":"2015-01-20T23:29:48","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T07:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10590"},"modified":"2015-01-20T23:29:48","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T07:29:48","slug":"hideous-denim-for-2015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/hideous-denim-for-2015\/","title":{"rendered":"Hideous Denim For 2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-MM6-Maison-Martin-Margiela-395.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10592\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-MM6-Maison-Martin-Margiela-395.jpg?resize=344%2C595\" alt=\"denim MM6 Maison Martin Margiela-395\" width=\"344\" height=\"595\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-MM6-Maison-Martin-Margiela-395.jpg?w=344&amp;ssl=1 344w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-MM6-Maison-Martin-Margiela-395.jpg?resize=173%2C300&amp;ssl=1 173w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 344px) 100vw, 344px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Why is denim so easy to fuck up?<\/p>\n<p>2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy.<\/p>\n<p>Ugly denim pieces are available at all price points (and note that I am saying &#8216;price points&#8217; with a sneer.) I&#8217;m especially pleased by the really expensive shit, and I pray that idiots everywhere will shell out the big bucks to look like a tragic loser from the 80&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m talking to you, Taylor Swift!<\/p>\n<p>The monstrosity above is a pair of jeans by<strong> Maison Martin Margiela<\/strong>, 395 dollars worth of unflattering ugliness. The high waist, the pale wash, the buttons, I&#8217;m going to say a full ten on a one to ten hideousness scale.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a jacket by <strong>Viktor and Rolf,<\/strong> priced right at $995.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-victor-and-rolph-jacket-995.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10594\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-victor-and-rolph-jacket-995.jpg?resize=343%2C500\" alt=\"denim victor and rolph jacket 995\" width=\"343\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-victor-and-rolph-jacket-995.jpg?w=343&amp;ssl=1 343w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-victor-and-rolph-jacket-995.jpg?resize=205%2C300&amp;ssl=1 205w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 343px) 100vw, 343px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think it would be great for <strong>Angelina Jolie<\/strong>, don&#8217;t you? It&#8217;s dowdy, minimalist. and designed to underscore one&#8217;s contempt for trends and color.<\/p>\n<p>Now, these winners by <strong>One Teaspoon<\/strong> are a solid 9:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-trashed-freebird-139.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10595\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-trashed-freebird-139.jpg?resize=437%2C598\" alt=\"denim one teaspoon trashed freebird-139\" width=\"437\" height=\"598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-trashed-freebird-139.jpg?w=437&amp;ssl=1 437w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-trashed-freebird-139.jpg?resize=219%2C300&amp;ssl=1 219w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 437px) 100vw, 437px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re wondering why they didn&#8217;t score a ten, and here&#8217;s why: I&#8217;m saving it for this sublime eyesore, also by One Teaspoon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-139.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10596\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-139.jpg?resize=410%2C601\" alt=\"denim one teaspoon-139\" width=\"410\" height=\"601\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-139.jpg?w=410&amp;ssl=1 410w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-one-teaspoon-139.jpg?resize=204%2C300&amp;ssl=1 204w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Right? Does it get any better than this? And only $139!<\/p>\n<p>Now, midi skirts are inherently awful but this one by <strong>Steve and Yoni<\/strong> is pretty damn special:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-distressed-midi-skirt-steve-and-yoni-315.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10597\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-distressed-midi-skirt-steve-and-yoni-315.jpg?resize=383%2C521\" alt=\"denim distressed midi skirt steve and yoni-315\" width=\"383\" height=\"521\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-distressed-midi-skirt-steve-and-yoni-315.jpg?w=383&amp;ssl=1 383w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-distressed-midi-skirt-steve-and-yoni-315.jpg?resize=220%2C300&amp;ssl=1 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 383px) 100vw, 383px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What a work of art! $315 for all these design features&#8230;the pleated waist, the inverted front pleat, the distressed holes, oh my god, I just noticed the shit on the side. Are they buttons or snaps? I swear I just saw them. Wow.<\/p>\n<p>Okay. Remember <strong>Alexa Chung<\/strong>? Here&#8217;s a dress she designed for<strong> AG Jeans<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-alexa-chung-dress-230.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10598\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-alexa-chung-dress-230.jpg?resize=365%2C580\" alt=\"denim alexa chung dress-230\" width=\"365\" height=\"580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-alexa-chung-dress-230.jpg?w=365&amp;ssl=1 365w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-alexa-chung-dress-230.jpg?resize=188%2C300&amp;ssl=1 188w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nice. It&#8217;s $230 for that icky cheap looking fabric. The elasticized ruffle: Priceless.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, because I&#8217;m tired, just one more. A denim dress by <strong>Club Monaco<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-dress-club-monoco-198.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10599\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-dress-club-monoco-198.jpg?resize=398%2C592\" alt=\"denim dress club monoco-198\" width=\"398\" height=\"592\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-dress-club-monoco-198.jpg?w=398&amp;ssl=1 398w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/01\/denim-dress-club-monoco-198.jpg?resize=201%2C300&amp;ssl=1 201w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 398px) 100vw, 398px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Try not to get sidetracked by her emaciated thighs. Instead, marvel at how someone in 2015 will race to buy this pointless, drab, unflattering piece of shit for $198.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why is denim so easy to fuck up? 2015 is shaping up to be a ghastly landscape of super ugly denim, in either a misguided nod to normcore or just an expression of creative bankruptcy. 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