{"id":10649,"date":"2015-02-27T23:41:56","date_gmt":"2015-02-28T07:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10649"},"modified":"2015-02-27T23:41:56","modified_gmt":"2015-02-28T07:41:56","slug":"douchette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douchette\/","title":{"rendered":"Douchette!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/douchette.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10650\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/douchette.jpg?resize=386%2C612\" alt=\"douchette\" width=\"386\" height=\"612\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/douchette.jpg?w=386&amp;ssl=1 386w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/douchette.jpg?resize=189%2C300&amp;ssl=1 189w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 386px) 100vw, 386px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>When I was curating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2014\/04\/09\/douchefest\/\" target=\"_blank\">Douches<\/a> for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette.<\/p>\n<p>It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/art-dress-rodebjer\/vp\/v=1\/1532908243.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=other-shopbysize&amp;colorId=14095\" target=\"_blank\">Shopbop<\/a> to produce this prototype.<\/p>\n<p>If only she had a fringed handbag, she&#8217;d be close to a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2013\/06\/13\/rating-douches\/\" target=\"_blank\">perfect ten<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I hate her, but I love her. I&#8217;ll bet she never ever puts down her iPhone, ever. And she loves Haim.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was curating Douches for both money and personal pleasure, people would ask me if there was a girl counterpart: a Douchette. It has taken me this long to come across a perfect representation of a Douchette. Leave it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/douchette\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[626,488,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2LL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10649"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10649\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}