{"id":10694,"date":"2015-03-25T17:46:02","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T01:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10694"},"modified":"2015-03-25T17:46:02","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T01:46:02","slug":"hideous-denim-is-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/hideous-denim-is-my-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Hideous Denim Is My Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Shredded-Dad-Pants.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10695\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Shredded-Dad-Pants.jpg?resize=450%2C662\" alt=\"Shredded Dad Pants\" width=\"450\" height=\"662\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Shredded-Dad-Pants.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Shredded-Dad-Pants.jpg?resize=203%2C300&amp;ssl=1 203w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity?<\/p>\n<p>These jeans are called &#8216;Shredded Dad Pants,&#8217; available from<a href=\"http:\/\/www.openingceremony.us\/products.asp?menuid=2&amp;catid=23&amp;designerid=1627&amp;productid=139539\" target=\"_blank\"> <strong>Opening Ceremony<\/strong><\/a> for <strong>$600<\/strong>. Try explaining why anyone would wear them, let alone pay six hundred bucks to own them. To get attention? To enjoy a private joke with yourself? To signal another wealthy trust-fund kid that you know where to shop?<\/p>\n<p>I have no fucking idea. Whereas, this pair below has the clear appeal of its name &#8211; &#8216;Cobain Dundees Jeans.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/cobainjeans.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10696\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/cobainjeans.jpg?resize=450%2C618\" alt=\"cobainjeans\" width=\"450\" height=\"618\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/cobainjeans.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/cobainjeans.jpg?resize=218%2C300&amp;ssl=1 218w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Call anything &#8216;Cobain&#8217; and it&#8217;s a winner. Kurt is powerless to intervene.<\/p>\n<p>These are only <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/cobain-dundees-jeans-one-teaspoon\/vp\/v=1\/1537266593.htm?fm=search-shopbysize\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>$136<\/strong><\/a>, and offer a nice comfy elastic waistband AND elastic cuffs.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe the Shredded Dads for evening and the Cobains for everyday errands?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I see something this awful, I almost feel it was put online just for me. Who else would get a thrill from such unmitigated stupidity? These jeans are called &#8216;Shredded Dad Pants,&#8217; available from Opening Ceremony for $600. 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