{"id":10718,"date":"2015-04-17T08:41:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T16:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10718"},"modified":"2015-04-21T19:56:07","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T03:56:07","slug":"just-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/just-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Just No."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombox-bag.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10719\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombox-bag.jpg?resize=288%2C619\" alt=\"boombox bag\" width=\"288\" height=\"619\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombox-bag.jpg?w=288&amp;ssl=1 288w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombox-bag.jpg?resize=139%2C300&amp;ssl=1 139w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 288px) 100vw, 288px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No. No no no no no.<\/p>\n<p>Make a bag shaped like a boombox if you must, <strong>Moschino<\/strong>, but not this big. Is the joke, &#8216;Haha, you can&#8217;t even get it into a car?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Or just, &#8216;Haha, you bought this!&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I like the words &#8216;spacious&#8217; and &#8216;roomy&#8217; in the description.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombag-description.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10720\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombag-description.jpg?resize=316%2C399\" alt=\"boombag description\" width=\"316\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombag-description.jpg?w=316&amp;ssl=1 316w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/boombag-description.jpg?resize=237%2C300&amp;ssl=1 237w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 316px) 100vw, 316px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>At $3,195, there are <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopbop.com\/boombox-handbag-moschino\/vp\/v=1\/1576104302.htm?folderID=2534374302029428&amp;fm=other-shopbysize&amp;colorId=12867\" target=\"_blank\">only 2 left<\/a>!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.brownsfashion.com\/designer\/moschino\/women#_______{%22filters%22%3A{%22categoryRoot%22%3A%22women%22%2C%22manufacturerName%22%3A%22moschino%22}}\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jeremy Scott<\/strong><\/a> must think he&#8217;s Andy Warhol. Can someone fire this cunt?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can someone fire this cunt? <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/just-no\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,6],"tags":[62,644],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2MS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10718"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}