{"id":1076,"date":"2008-08-25T00:04:40","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T08:04:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2008-08-25T00:04:40","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T08:04:40","slug":"am-i-a-prostitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/am-i-a-prostitute\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I A Prostitute?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/cunt-necklace-55jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1078\" title=\"cunt-necklace-55jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/cunt-necklace-55jpg-221x300.jpg?resize=221%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"221\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/cunt-necklace-55jpg.jpg?resize=221%2C300&amp;ssl=1 221w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/cunt-necklace-55jpg.jpg?w=418&amp;ssl=1 418w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 221px) 100vw, 221px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefashiontime.com\/2008\/08\/michelle-marie-the-queens-of-fab-at-the-kingdom-of-style\/\" target=\"_blank\">Queen Marie!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>This photo says to me, &#8220;WWII-Era Italian Prostitute&#8221; and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace that spells CUNT.  How much do I love this necklace? I think that&#8217;s obvious.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/royal-cunt-necklace-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1080\" title=\"royal-cunt-necklace-small\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/royal-cunt-necklace-small-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/royal-cunt-necklace-small.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/royal-cunt-necklace-small.jpg?w=676&amp;ssl=1 676w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have to go to San Francisco to go turn 55.  While I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theofficelife.com\/business-jargon-dictionary-A.html\" target=\"_blank\">Away From My Desk<\/a>, feel free to leave your birthday wishes and\/or insults.<\/p>\n<p>Long Live Our Queen Marie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, but I look like one, posing on the commode wearing my breathtaking birthday necklace from Queen Marie! This photo says to me, &#8220;WWII-Era Italian Prostitute&#8221; and yet in reality Sister Wolf is a very contemporary woman with a necklace &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/am-i-a-prostitute\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,2,6],"tags":[15,123,344],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-hm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}