{"id":10789,"date":"2015-06-10T21:46:54","date_gmt":"2015-06-11T05:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10789"},"modified":"2015-06-10T21:46:54","modified_gmt":"2015-06-11T05:46:54","slug":"exciting-news-about-hideous-denim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/exciting-news-about-hideous-denim\/","title":{"rendered":"Exciting News About Hideous Denim!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/denimpile.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10790\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/denimpile.jpg?resize=480%2C460\" alt=\"denimpile\" width=\"480\" height=\"460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/denimpile.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/denimpile.jpg?resize=300%2C288&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yay for me!<\/p>\n<p>I have started a new blog devoted solely to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hideousdenim.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">hideous denim<\/a>, so as to spare sensitive viewers (and impressionable children) from being subjected to this topic.<\/p>\n<p>It you&#8217;re wearing your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2012\/07\/24\/big-boy-pants\/\" target=\"_blank\">big boy pants<\/a>, go check it out.<\/p>\n<p>xoxoxo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yay for me! I have started a new blog devoted solely to hideous denim, so as to spare sensitive viewers (and impressionable children) from being subjected to this topic. It you&#8217;re wearing your big boy pants, go check it out. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/exciting-news-about-hideous-denim\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,9],"tags":[626,800],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2O1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}