{"id":10794,"date":"2015-06-15T22:07:17","date_gmt":"2015-06-16T06:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10794"},"modified":"2015-06-15T22:07:17","modified_gmt":"2015-06-16T06:07:17","slug":"fuck-you-redneck-boot-sandals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/fuck-you-redneck-boot-sandals\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You, Redneck Boot Sandals"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a><\/p>\n I was so touched when three separate people sent me links to these stupid cowboy boot thongs. I thought, “Aww, how lovely, when people see grotesque shoes, they think of me!”<\/p>\n But when I read the text, I learned that the boots are the work of some smartass self-styled redneck who’s managed to make a splash on social media with his stupid faux product.<\/p>\n In other words, these boots are not found art<\/em> like shoes that someone actually considered attractive and wearable. Instead, these fucking boot-things are ironic, get it?<\/p>\n We don’t need ironic ugly things, we’re already drowning in sincere ugly things! Fake ugly things bring no frisson of joy.<\/p>\n This guy’s Facebook<\/a> page does not indicate what he intends to do with his new fame or whether we can expect other shoe-jokes in the future. But I can only hold him in contempt for intentionally fucking up a pair of boots, and for thinking he could design anything as innocently hideous as these ‘Open-toe Chrystal Boxer Booties’<\/em> by Giuseppe Zanotti<\/a>.<\/p>\n <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was so touched when three separate people sent me links to these stupid cowboy boot thongs. I thought, “Aww, how lovely, when people see grotesque shoes, they think of me!” But when I read the text, I learned that … Continue reading