{"id":10806,"date":"2015-06-27T21:48:25","date_gmt":"2015-06-28T05:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10806"},"modified":"2015-06-27T21:48:25","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T05:48:25","slug":"the-tragic-1500-sandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-tragic-1500-sandal\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tragic $1,500 Sandal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-1500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10807\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-1500.jpg?resize=330%2C421\" alt=\"DSquared Sandal 1500\" width=\"330\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-1500.jpg?w=330&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-1500.jpg?resize=235%2C300&amp;ssl=1 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.shoescribe.com\/us\/women\/sandals_cod44861312ht.html#dept=ssjustinw\" target=\"_blank\">DSquared<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-rear-1500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10808\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-rear-1500.jpg?resize=330%2C421\" alt=\"DSquared Sandal rear 1500\" width=\"330\" height=\"421\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-rear-1500.jpg?w=330&amp;ssl=1 330w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/DSquared-Sandal-rear-1500.jpg?resize=235%2C300&amp;ssl=1 235w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 330px) 100vw, 330px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here are its &#8216;features&#8217; as written on shoescribe.com:<\/p>\n<p><em>Fringe<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Metal Applications<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Solid color<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Zip closure<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Leather\/rubber sole<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors at <strong>net-a-porter<\/strong> to truly capture the atrocity on display here. It&#8217;s a biker-cowboy-bondadge mash-up that no one could or should walk in. They don&#8217;t even tell you how high that heel is.<\/p>\n<p>Would anyone like to write the editorial description designed to sell (or even explain) this tragic eyesore?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by DSquared. Here are its &#8216;features&#8217; as written on shoescribe.com: Fringe Metal Applications Solid color Zip closure Leather\/rubber sole And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-tragic-1500-sandal\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1061,170,118,1095],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Oi","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10806"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}