{"id":1084,"date":"2008-08-30T23:15:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T07:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1084"},"modified":"2008-08-30T23:15:41","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T07:15:41","slug":"meet-starving-implant-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/meet-starving-implant-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Meet Starving Implant Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/starving-implant-girl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1083\" title=\"starving-implant-girl\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/starving-implant-girl-228x300.jpg?resize=228%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"228\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/starving-implant-girl.jpg?resize=228%2C300&amp;ssl=1 228w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/starving-implant-girl.jpg?w=304&amp;ssl=1 304w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 228px) 100vw, 228px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Remember <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2006\/12\/20\/starving-girl\/\" target=\"_blank\">Starving Girl<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/2008\/03\/10\/meet-implant-girl-from-shopbop\/\" target=\"_blank\">Implant Girl<\/a> from Shopbop?&nbsp;\u00a0 Well, I&#8217;m happy to introduce <strong>Starving Implant Girl<\/strong> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.revolveclothing.com\/DisplayProduct.jsp?product=TT-WA17&amp;c=Trina+Turk\" target=\"_blank\">Revolve Clothing<\/a>. I&#8217;m on their mailing list, which means I am bound by duty to spend long hours every week, clicking on the new arrivals. It can be exhausting, let me tell you.&nbsp;\u00a0 So it&#8217;s good when they throw me a crumb, like this poor model. She has so little body fat, you can see tendons in her hips.&nbsp;\u00a0 But the boobs are so natural! (Just kidding!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember Starving Girl and Implant Girl from Shopbop?&nbsp;\u00a0 Well, I&#8217;m happy to introduce Starving Implant Girl from Revolve Clothing. I&#8217;m on their mailing list, which means I am bound by duty to spend long hours every week, clicking on the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/meet-starving-implant-girl\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9,2],"tags":[349,257,348],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-hu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1084"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}