{"id":1085,"date":"2008-08-30T23:52:51","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T07:52:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1085"},"modified":"2008-08-30T23:52:51","modified_gmt":"2008-08-31T07:52:51","slug":"the-fur-vest-your-new-must-have-item","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-fur-vest-your-new-must-have-item\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fur Vest: Your New Must-Have Item"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I don’t want a fur vest, or at least I didn’t want one. But I may not have a choice, if the imperative of being fashionable does its job on my poor vulnerable brain.<\/p>\n

Here is what I mean:<\/p>\n

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From left: Intermix<\/a> fox fur, Intermix goat hair, Jenni Kayne coyote fur.<\/p>\n

If you think you can get out of this by joining PETA, forget it. You can achieve the same look with feathers:<\/p>\n

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This feather vest is by LaRok at Chick Downtown<\/a>, \u00a0 whose mailing list is practically a jail sentence, so constant and bothersome are their updates.<\/p>\n

I hope to god I don’t get suckered into this 60s flashback Yeti look, but I’m not promising anything.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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