{"id":10859,"date":"2015-08-18T19:51:16","date_gmt":"2015-08-19T03:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=10859"},"modified":"2015-08-18T19:51:16","modified_gmt":"2015-08-19T03:51:16","slug":"help-a-sister-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/help-a-sister-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Help A Sister Out"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay so I bought this skirt online because it was reduced from a billion dollars to just a fraction of its original price, and because I loved its shimmery quality.<\/p>\n

In real life, it’s even more shimmery, the thinnest silk lame but lined with cotton. Really, it’s the shit, you will just have to trust me on this.<\/p>\n

The problem is, I love the way it’s styled here but I don’t have a sleeveless shirt like this and I have no imagination. None. I can’t think of one single way to wear the skirt and make it look casual and tomboyish instead of trashy or hookerish.<\/p>\n

I don’t want to look like a prostitute, as I’ve noted here several times over the years.\u00a0 I know this because I made a cyber-friend who pointed this out and told me all about his pathological girlfriends before disappearing back into the ethernet. ( Hi, Donald!)<\/p>\n

If I don’t want to look like a prostitute<\/a>, why do I keep buying clothes that warrant this caveat??<\/p>\n

I have no idea, alright? Just help me figure out a top to wear. I already have pointy oxfords so I’m good in the shoe department. I even have them in silver!<\/p>\n

If I wear the silver skirt with the silver shoes<\/a>, will I look like a prostitute? Only answer that one after you find me a top.<\/p>\n

Be specific and include links if you have em.<\/p>\n

Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"