{"id":1091,"date":"2008-09-01T17:22:05","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T01:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1091"},"modified":"2008-09-01T17:22:05","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T01:22:05","slug":"more-fun-with-kooky-sarah-palin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-fun-with-kooky-sarah-palin\/","title":{"rendered":"More Fun With Kooky Sarah Palin!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-huntress.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1092\" title=\"sarah-palin-huntress\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-huntress-300x196.jpg?resize=300%2C196\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-huntress.jpg?resize=300%2C196&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-huntress.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t plan on writing about her again, but wouldn&#8217;t you know that the kooky Miss Congeniality has some family secrets that are more fun than a dead moose?<\/p>\n<p>Sarah Palin is rumored to have faked her recent pregnancy with son Trig, whose real mommy may be Palin&#8217;s teenage daughter Bristol! I love families who do this. I had a friend whose mom pretended to be the mother when one of her daughters got pregnant. It seemed so soap operatic, so confusing, so demented.<\/p>\n<p>Since Sarah doesn&#8217;t like the rumors, she has refuted them by announcing that Bristol is five months pregnant RIGHT NOW! So there! Bristol couldn&#8217;t be Trig&#8217;s mother!<\/p>\n<p>But wait. Trig was born in April. Bristol could be four months pregnant, so why not say five, just to round up for convenience&#8217; sake!<\/p>\n<p>I fucking love it. Here is a photo of Sarah Palin at seven months pregnant. Do you love it, too?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-at-7-months.bmp\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1094\" title=\"sarah-palin-at-7-months\" src=\"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/sarah-palin-at-7-months.bmp\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t plan on writing about her again, but wouldn&#8217;t you know that the kooky Miss Congeniality has some family secrets that are more fun than a dead moose? Sarah Palin is rumored to have faked her recent pregnancy with &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/more-fun-with-kooky-sarah-palin\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8],"tags":[351,352,350],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-hB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1091\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}