{"id":11,"date":"2006-02-09T11:36:21","date_gmt":"2006-02-09T19:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/godammit.com\/archives\/2006\/02\/blind-item"},"modified":"2006-02-09T14:59:06","modified_gmt":"2006-02-09T22:59:06","slug":"blind-item","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/blind-item\/","title":{"rendered":"BLIND ITEM"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just in, from my high-level <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationalenquirer.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">source<\/a>:<\/p>\n<pre style=\"line-height: 14.4pt\"><font face=\"Courier New\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black\">   Which popstar, egged on by Stella McCartney, <\/span><\/font><\/pre>\n<pre style=\"line-height: 14.4pt\"><font face=\"Courier New\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black\">    \"accidentally\" stubbed her cigarette out on <\/span><\/font><\/pre>\n<pre style=\"line-height: 14.4pt\"><font face=\"Courier New\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black\">    <a href=\"http:\/\/nigress.com\/heathermills.html\" target=\"_blank\">Heather Mills<\/a> wooden foot at her and <\/span><\/font><\/pre>\n<pre style=\"line-height: 14.4pt\"><font face=\"Courier New\" color=\"#000000\" size=\"2\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; color: black\">    Macca's wedding?<\/span><\/font><\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just in, from my high-level source: Which popstar, egged on by Stella McCartney, &#8220;accidentally&#8221; stubbed her cigarette out on Heather Mills wooden foot at her and Macca&#8217;s wedding?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-b","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}