{"id":1102,"date":"2008-09-05T23:33:12","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T07:33:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1102"},"modified":"2008-09-05T23:33:12","modified_gmt":"2008-09-06T07:33:12","slug":"pap-smear-membership-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/pap-smear-membership-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"PAP Smear Membership, and More"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Thanks to the creative thinking of reader ‘annemarie’, I hereby announce the formation of PAP Smear<\/strong>, a non-profit organization devoted to Swiftboating the Republican candidate for Vice President. Patriots Against Palin<\/strong> will strategically deploy facts and rumors devised to undermine her candidacy. We will use the public record and our own fevered imaginations to smear her reputation, such as it is.<\/p>\n

I will be PAP Smear’s CEO. Just nominate yourselves for the position you are most unfit for (a tribute to Palin herself!) If you’re bad with numbers, you can be the treasurer, and so on. However, we do need someone who is good at graphic design to create our logo.<\/p>\n

Please take a moment from your busy lives to sign up! Sister Wolf will review your applications and announce the executive and staff positions on Monday night.<\/p>\n

If you’re sick of politics, let’s focus on fashion instead! Just when I thought I’d found a leopard print item I might wear without looking like Peg Bundy<\/a> or Jackie Collins<\/a>, it turned out that Zenggi<\/a> won’t ship to the US. Fuckers! \u00a0 I still want the dress, from by Malene Birger<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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