{"id":11038,"date":"2016-03-05T22:22:12","date_gmt":"2016-03-06T06:22:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11038"},"modified":"2016-03-05T22:22:12","modified_gmt":"2016-03-06T06:22:12","slug":"lets-not-forget-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-not-forget-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Not Forget Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"gucci<\/p>\n

It’s been quite a while since a pair of shoes stopped me in my tracks, so I’m feeling a real sense of occasion tonight.<\/p>\n

Will you just look at this fucking shoe? And Gucci<\/strong><\/a> managed to capture the horror by calling it the Titan Spiked Glitter Web Sneaker.<\/strong><\/p>\n

It feels like multitasking just to behold it…there is so much to take in and it’s all so conflicting.<\/p>\n

It’s a sneaker! It’s\u00a0 weapon! It’s a ballet shoe! It’s from Mars!<\/p>\n

At $695, it is sold out in every size except 40, so if you’re a US size 10, this is your moment.<\/p>\n

Here’s a review from a satisfied customer:<\/p>\n

Love them…almost feels like a shoe more than a sneakers…so I can dress them up or down.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Haha, that is so nuts, right? How could you dress them up, and how could you dress them down? Those concepts don’t even apply.<\/p>\n

\"gucci<\/p>\n

Okay, that’s it. Go back to what you were doing and let me know if you see any fashion this momentous.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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