{"id":11070,"date":"2016-04-06T18:57:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11070"},"modified":"2016-04-06T18:57:00","modified_gmt":"2016-04-07T02:57:00","slug":"what-is-it-with-you-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/what-is-it-with-you-people\/","title":{"rendered":"What Is It With You People?"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"Vladimir$ <\/p>\n

I go to all the trouble to create a website called Hideous Denim<\/a>, and what do I get?<\/p>\n

Nothing.<\/p>\n

You people are obviously too lazy to go over there and enjoy my expertly curated collection of the most hideous, fucked up denim monstrosities ever to blight this earth. It’s just laziness, because I know that in your hearts, you want to see ugly denim.<\/p>\n

So guess what, you’re going to see some right now, because that’s how nice I am, and because I’ve lived a whole life of not being able to get people to cooperate with me.<\/p>\n

$\"bandana$ <\/p>\n

Here are the Bandana Jeans brought to you by provocateur Nazir Mazhar<\/strong>, a street-wear designer who expects you to pay $715.78 for the discomfort and humiliation. Look at the rear view:<\/p>\n

$\"bandana$ <\/p>\n

Three is only one pair<\/strong><\/a> left, size medium.<\/p>\n

But don’t worry because this:<\/p>\n

$\"hideous$ <\/p>\n

Now this is just perfect on so many levels. Junya Watanabe<\/strong> signifies your appreciation of Japanese design, while breaking your bank account and making you look like a nutcase. I am sad to report that this outfit has sold out, but behold the skirt.<\/p>\n

$\"hideous$ <\/p>\n

Can you imagine anything more unflattering? So gorgeous! The real job of hideous denim is to mock the consumer on all levels. I’d say this Junya outfit is a ten out of ten.<\/p>\n

What about something really, really stupid and embarrassingly twee<\/strong><\/a>, like a denim romper?<\/p>\n

$\"denim$ <\/p>\n

Excuse me, it’s a playsuit<\/em>, of course. And fairly priced at $2,490. How to wear it, you’re wondering as you hunt for your credit card? Read on.<\/p>\n

$\"denim$ <\/p>\n

Not only playful, but DARLING! I fucking love this text. Hideous denim is even more rewarding when the text lives up to the fraudulence of the piece itself.<\/p>\n

We are living in some rough times, aren’t we? I mean, we’re not eating dirt in Calcutta but we are fighting off existential dread from morning to night, watching our Netflix shows and compulsively checking our devices, waiting for the seas to rise or some maniac to shoot us or be elected President.<\/p>\n

We deserve some relief, and that’s why god created all this awful hideous denim, even though he’s away from his desk.<\/p>\n

So please enjoy.<\/p>\n

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