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Let’s take a break from the Donald<\/a> and turn our attention to his glamorous wife, Frau Trump.<\/p>\n If you missed Greta Von Susteren<\/a>‘s probing interview with Melania Trump<\/strong>, you’re in for a treat! From the moment Greta asks if it’s true she speaks several languages, and Melania confirms this fiction in broken English, it is pure fawning bullshit.<\/p>\n The more I get to know Melania, the more I feel compelled to adopt her heavy accent and delivery, which is like Zsa Zsa Gabor after a lobotomy. Once I start channeling her, it’s hard to let it go.<\/p>\n When Greta asks her if she’s okay with the nasty fight between her husband and Hillary Clinton, Melania says smugly,<\/p>\n Eetz chust beezinuss.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n What a perfect wife for Donald Trump! A steely heartless moron who sold her Slovenian soul for a hideous penthouse and some Louboutin heels.<\/p>\n How many dicks did she suck to make it to the top of her third-rate modeling career and get invited to a party where men like Trump could ogle her? I say this with all due respect.<\/p>\n I have already written about Melania for my day job here<\/a>, here<\/a> and here<\/a>, but I just can’t quit her. I am fascinated by her transformation, and by her self-satisfaction. Like her husband, she feels entitled to everything the world has to offer, including the White House.<\/p>\n And like her husband, she has no idea of how stupid she is, which I find incredible. Why doesn’t she know? Someone needs to sit her down and explain.<\/p>\n And you know what, her antisemitism<\/a> is icing on the cake. Please enjoy her while you can.<\/p>\n![\"heil](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Melania-Trump-Denies-Plastic-Surgery.jpg?resize=480%2C319\")
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