{"id":11172,"date":"2016-06-15T20:36:49","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T03:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11172"},"modified":"2016-06-15T20:36:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T03:36:49","slug":"shoes-to-the-rescue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoes-to-the-rescue\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoes To The Rescue!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes!<\/p>\n
Ugly shoes got your back.<\/p>\n
Thanks, Miu Miu<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats!<\/p>\n Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? Are they there to make sure no one can yank off your $890 shoes and run off with them? Or are they just there to discourage potential suitors?<\/p>\n These shoes are the essence of ‘I can’t even’.<\/p>\n I hope they bring you a spark of joy, as Marie Kondo<\/strong><\/a> might say before throwing them out.<\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" When life gives you lemons….. .ugly shoes! Ugly shoes got your back. Thanks, Miu Miu. I don’t even know what these shoes want, except to offend. Mission accomplished, Velvet Ankle-Wrap Ballerina Flats! Just tell me, why those fucking buckled straps? … Continue reading