{"id":11179,"date":"2016-06-16T21:37:27","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T04:37:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11179"},"modified":"2016-06-16T21:37:27","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T04:37:27","slug":"silver-linings-the-limited-edition-drat-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/silver-linings-the-limited-edition-drat-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"Silver Linings: The Limited Edition DRAT Bag\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11180\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Commemorative-Disney-World-Bag.jpg?resize=480%2C348\" alt=\"Commemorative Disney World Bag\" width=\"480\" height=\"348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Commemorative-Disney-World-Bag.jpg?w=480&amp;ssl=1 480w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/Commemorative-Disney-World-Bag.jpg?resize=300%2C218&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You know how people always want to find the silver lining of an awful situation, like &#8220;The Gift Of Cancer&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>In that spirit, I&#8217;ve figured out how to make the most of the Disney World Alligator Tragedy, or DRAT for short.<\/p>\n<p>They cut open five alligators while looking for the missing toddler, only to find out later that he wasn&#8217;t eaten.<\/p>\n<p>Instead of wasting those alligators, how about a limited edition Disney World Commemorative Bag?<\/p>\n<p>The beautiful hand-crafted bags, made of genuine Orlando alligator skin, will be numbered\u00a0 and embossed with the Disney World logo, and will feature a resin baby-head clasp modeled on a classic Kewpie Doll.<\/p>\n<p>The DRAT Bag<span class=\"st\">\u2122 <\/span> will come with a certificate of authenticity,\u00a0 and 5% of the purchase price will go to PETA.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a win-win.<\/p>\n<p>Show how much you care by investing in this gorgeous bag! Because hashtag PrayForOrlando won&#8217;t help anyone, human or animal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how people always want to find the silver lining of an awful situation, like &#8220;The Gift Of Cancer&#8221;? In that spirit, I&#8217;ve figured out how to make the most of the Disney World Alligator Tragedy, or DRAT for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/silver-linings-the-limited-edition-drat-bag\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12,5,8],"tags":[62,957],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Uj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11179"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11179\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}