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I’ll start with the word ‘pant’ in the picture above.<\/p>\n
Why can’t they use ‘pants’? The singular ‘pant’ is so grating, like ‘a red lip,’ which we all hate so robustly.<\/p>\n
I’m really struggling with existence. I’m looking for relief and I’m turning to hate, as always. Please join me. In no particular order:<\/p>\n
Seth Rogan
\nDonald Trump
\nfriends of Seth Rogan
\nTaylor Swift
\nAriana Grande
\nPokemon Go
\ncancer
\nHannity
\nLena Dunham
\ncropped jeans
\nthe word ‘cropped’
\nselfies
\nGame of Thrones
\nKylie Jenner
\nthe other Jenners
\nTom Hiddleston
\nBen Afleck
\nRudy Giuliani
\nVetements
\nthose girls named Hailey
\nsocial media
\nBrad and Angie
\nTV commercials
\nJezebel
\nRepublicans
\nStar Wars
\nmovies about comic book characters
\nmy three half-sisters, all cunts
\nmillennials
\napps
\nNRA
\nGiselle and Tom Brady
\nJulian Assange<\/p>\n
Okay, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, hatewise.<\/p>\n
Let’s here what you’ve got.<\/p>\n
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I’ll start with the word ‘pant’ in the picture above. Why can’t they use ‘pants’? The singular ‘pant’ is so grating, like ‘a red lip,’ which we all hate so robustly. I’m really struggling with existence. I’m looking for relief … Continue reading