{"id":11271,"date":"2016-08-20T23:18:19","date_gmt":"2016-08-21T06:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11271"},"modified":"2016-08-20T23:18:19","modified_gmt":"2016-08-21T06:18:19","slug":"a-fucking-game-changer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-fucking-game-changer\/","title":{"rendered":"A Fucking Game-Changer!"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"game-changer\"$ <\/p>\n

These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer.<\/p>\n

They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime.<\/p>\n

They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying in every respect.<\/p>\n

Should I order them, take some photos, and send them back?? Before you answer, check out the rear view:<\/p>\n

$\"Denim$ <\/p>\n

Hahaha!\u00a0 The designers at R13<\/strong><\/a> are insane!<\/p>\n

Here’s the Shopbop<\/strong> description.<\/p>\n

An overlay with raw edges completely covers these destroyed R13 jeans, lending an avant-garde touch to the silhouette. 5-pocket styling. Single-button closure and zip fly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
An avant-garde touch, eh?<\/p>\n
Imagine showing up anywhere in this atrocity. It might be worth the $795 just to see the fear in people’s eyes…and yet no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
These jeans are so spectacularly awful and egregious that I consider them a true game-changer. They raise the awfulness-bar to a level I don’t expect to see exceeded in my lifetime. They are beyond idiotic, beyond revolting, and just stupefying … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,341,80],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2VN","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}