{"id":1130,"date":"2008-09-14T18:23:21","date_gmt":"2008-09-15T02:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1130"},"modified":"2008-09-14T18:23:21","modified_gmt":"2008-09-15T02:23:21","slug":"hair-of-course-is-never-just-about-the-hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/hair-of-course-is-never-just-about-the-hair\/","title":{"rendered":"“Hair, of course, is never just about the hair.”"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is a quote from a piece<\/a> about Mrs. P in the New York Times. I couldn’t agree more.<\/p>\n

Surely your hair says something about how you perceive yourself and how you want to be perceived. Personally, I never liked to wear my hair up, because it would send the message that I was “trying.” I didn’t want to be thought of that way. Trying was okay if you succeeded, but trying was very sad if you failed.<\/p>\n

Now, of course, I feel differently, thanks to Amy Winehouse. Wearing my hair in a beehive, I am making a whole new statement. I am saying, “Look! I’m not afraid of looking goofy! I won’t go to rehab, either!” It is empowering, not “trying.”<\/p>\n

I know EXACTLY what that moron Palin is saying with her hair, and so do you! She is saying: “I could take this hair down and give you a lap dance, IF I FELT LIKE IT!” And every man with eyes in his head can read her message loud and clear. \u00a0 You know who else hears it? Wig Salon.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Sadly, they don’t offer the Sarah Palin Style wig in brown with gold highlights, but they recommend trying it in Ginger Brown to get her look.<\/p>\n

I know you’re getting sick of this subject, but try to hang on. Read this<\/a>, I’m begging you, before you read anything else. If it doesn’t stir you to join Pap Smear<\/strong> or to some better form of political activism, you are beyond the prayers of Sister Wolf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"