{"id":11347,"date":"2016-09-07T22:50:55","date_gmt":"2016-09-08T05:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11347"},"modified":"2016-09-07T22:50:55","modified_gmt":"2016-09-08T05:50:55","slug":"its-too-big-so-stop-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/its-too-big-so-stop-it\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s Too Big, So Stop It."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Big can be good but too big is TOO BIG and that’s where we are now.<\/p>\n

Look at this stupid safety-pin earring by Balenciaga. I’m going to guess it’s being marketed as a Statement piece. It’s only going to state, “Hi, I’m stupid, with too much money, go away.”<\/p>\n

You may have seen the Kanye-approved it-brand Vetements<\/strong><\/a> and laughed, like I have, but the laugh will be on us if this trend doesn’t run its course in a hurry.<\/p>\n

Here’s a Vetements shirt, $1,365.<\/p>\n

\"vetements-1365\"<\/p>\n

Christ, really?<\/p>\n

We get it. It’s big.<\/p>\n

I haven’t seen a real person wearing the huge clothes I see on fashion sites, but I know somewhere people are walking around in this shit and feeling edgy and important.<\/p>\n

Here’s some more hideous earrings by Balenciaga<\/a>, <\/strong>another one of Kanye’s buddies.
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Just shit, for $1,045!<\/p><\/div>\n

\"Balenciaga

Balenciaga hoop, as if.<\/p><\/div>\n

Stop it!<\/p>\n

Let’s pivot to medium, can we, Kanye?<\/p>\n

Save<\/span><\/p>\n

Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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