{"id":11402,"date":"2016-09-19T23:17:16","date_gmt":"2016-09-20T06:17:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11402"},"modified":"2016-09-20T12:06:54","modified_gmt":"2016-09-20T19:06:54","slug":"whats-your-price-for-sully","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/whats-your-price-for-sully\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s Your Price For Sully?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Every time I see an ad for “Sully<\/strong>” I groan and announce that I wouldn’t see it for less than $500.<\/p>\n

Five hundred bucks is my customary price for a film that sounds truly awful, at least by my very personal standards.<\/p>\n

I’m sure Sully is technically well-made and acted, but who the fuck wants to watch Tom Hanks pretending to be an old man trying to land a plane for an hour and a half?<\/p>\n

Challenged by the question of whether I think that Sully really rates as the worst movie out there, I decided to find out what else is big box office this week.<\/p>\n

There’s another Blair Witch<\/strong> movie, which I would see for $200. I would close my eyes throughout but I feel this still counts as “seeing” it.<\/p>\n

Bridget Jones’ Baby<\/strong> or whatever it’s called, $300. I would keep my eyes open and I would probably regret it. I don’t know who’s in it besides Renee Zellweger but $300 is my price.<\/p>\n

There’s also “Snowden<\/strong>.”\u00a0 I’m gonna say $150, because I don’t want to see it but I’m unaware of anything annoying about it beyond its subject matter.<\/p>\n

“Don’t Breathe<\/strong>” sounds too scary for me. I want to breathe. And I don’t like being told what to do. But for $300 I would cover my ears and shut my eyes.<\/p>\n

What’s your price for Sully? And what movies have you seen lately without being paid?<\/p>\n

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