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I am double-posting this from Hideous Denim<\/strong><\/a> as a courtesy to you lazy oafs who might otherwise miss it. You need to keep up with advances in the denim community. You don’t want to be left behind.<\/p>\n So, these denim patchwork drop-rise lounge pants are the work of Greg Lauren<\/strong>, either a relative of Ralph or just some blind nutcase who has inexplicably been allowed to design clothing.<\/p>\n Priced at $1,500, this item comes with all the bells and whistles nobody wants on their jeans:\u00a0 drawstring waits, ribbed knit cuffs, mismatched pockets, a carpenter’s pants loop, and a crotch that almost hits the knees.<\/p>\n Bingo, right?<\/p>\n Let’s not forget those patches and fake rips.<\/p>\n The rear view is breathtaking. Unless “breathholding” is a word.<\/p>\n They are still available in size 2 at Barneys<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n Hurry! I’ll wait while you go order them<\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am double-posting this from Hideous Denim as a courtesy to you lazy oafs who might otherwise miss it. You need to keep up with advances in the denim community. You don’t want to be left behind. So, these denim … Continue reading ![\"denim-patchwork-loungepants-rear-greg-lauren1500\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/denim-patchwork-loungepants-rear-greg-lauren1500.jpg?resize=400%2C641\")
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