{"id":1145,"date":"2008-09-21T23:04:22","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T07:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1145"},"modified":"2008-09-21T23:04:22","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T07:04:22","slug":"skulls-fur-and-gwyneth-paltrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/skulls-fur-and-gwyneth-paltrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Skulls, Fur, and Gwyneth Paltrow"},"content":{"rendered":"

Look at these amazing little purses by Natalie Brilli<\/a>. Gazing at them, I completely forgot that I’m sick of skulls. I would hate to have to choose between them. In fact, I need everything she’s ever designed, even the black leather skateboard. Every piece is a work of art.<\/p>\n

As an admitted lover of fur, I found my self vaguely disgusted by this fur ‘helmut’<\/a> by Rachel Comey.<\/p>\n

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It’s made of 100% baby alpaca. We are assured that it’s “made from alpaca that died of natural causes”.<\/strong> Somehow, that doesn’t sound good to me. If the animals were babies, why did they die? Were they sick? I wouldn’t want to wear anything made from a sick dead baby animal.<\/p>\n

It just goes to show how we don’t always respond to marketing. Another example is the use of older women to sell us skin products. Ugh. Or Gwyneth Paltrow shilling for Estee Lauder and Tod’s. The ads with Gwyneth say to me “I’m too lazy to act in movies now, so here’s how I’m making money!”<\/p>\n

I saw Gwyneth on Oprah<\/a> the other night, and she stated proudly that she was very involved in her children’s lives. Hahaha! As though she deserved a medal. Fucking Gwyneth! When she started praising Madonna’s “wisdom,” I changed the channel. Is anyone else bothered by Gwyneth? I actually find her more annoying that Keira Knightley.<\/p>\n

*PAP Smear bonus<\/strong>! Here<\/a> is a clip of the First Dude trying to read!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"