{"id":11466,"date":"2016-10-05T04:00:25","date_gmt":"2016-10-05T11:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11466"},"modified":"2016-10-05T04:00:25","modified_gmt":"2016-10-05T11:00:25","slug":"mike-pence-what-a-fucking-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/mike-pence-what-a-fucking-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Mike Pence: What A Fucking Cunt!\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Mike Pence<\/strong><\/a> makes me want to be a Black Panther.<\/p>\n

He is everything I hate about white Christian middle America. Smug, intolerant, superior, small-minded, sanctimonious and full of shit.<\/p>\n

God, what a cunt.<\/p>\n

He looks and acts like a 50’s era dad who always knows best. Or he could also be a TV Evangelist, so ready is he to lie his ass off with almost palpable relish and a straight face.<\/p>\n

His effusive praise of Donald Trump is particularly offensive. Are we supposed to believe he thinks Trump is a great guy and a genius? Watching people like Mike Pence and Kellyanne Conway<\/strong><\/a> sell their souls so cheaply is just fucking repugnant.<\/p>\n

Let Mike Pence adopt every orphan and crack baby in the whole world! Then he can talk about reproductive rights and his Lord’s love for the unborn.<\/p>\n

My favorite quote from the debate Tuesday night is his defense of Trump’s position on Mexican immigrants: “He said some are good!<\/em><\/strong>”<\/p>\n

Replace Mexican immigrants with Jews or blacks in that equation if you can’t see how absurdly racist it is.<\/p>\n

The only thing worse than that fucker Pence is his grotesque, sociopath running mate.<\/p>\n

We need to get this over with before we all have ulcerative colitis.<\/p>\n

Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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