{"id":11487,"date":"2016-10-09T23:53:21","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T06:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11487"},"modified":"2016-10-09T23:53:21","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T06:53:21","slug":"melania-grabs-a-pussy-bow-blouse-she-vill-heet-you-ten-times-harder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/melania-grabs-a-pussy-bow-blouse-she-vill-heet-you-ten-times-harder\/","title":{"rendered":"Melania Grabs a Pussy-Bow Blouse: She Vill Heet You Ten Times Harder!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump<\/strong><\/a>‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s <\/strong>$1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt<\/a><\/em>.”<\/p>\n It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,\u00a0 annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil Gucci for me.<\/p>\n However, now I’m impressed.<\/p>\n Her Stupid-Foreigner act is just a cover for her diabolical brilliance.<\/p>\n Look at her expression, above.<\/p>\n Look at how proudly her implants jut out, putting the men around her on notice that she will not be shamed into wearing a less clingy fabric.<\/p>\n She is Woman, hear her roar.<\/p>\n She is Pussy personified, and she will be the pussy<\/a> of choice for her husband, no matter whose he might grab or hope to grab.<\/p>\n Melania did not make it this far from a village in Slovenia to the penthouse of Trump Tower without being a tough competitor. As she warned Donald before the debate,<\/p>\n “I am nice person, Donald Trump, but nobody poots the baby in corner. You heet me, I heet you ten times harder.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Gold digger, nude model, mail-order bride, escort, sure, whatever. But let’s not underestimate Melania!<\/p>\n Just keep your eyes on her implants. They are signalling something, and it could get messy.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s $1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt.” It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,\u00a0 annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil … Continue reading