{"id":11487,"date":"2016-10-09T23:53:21","date_gmt":"2016-10-10T06:53:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11487"},"modified":"2016-10-09T23:53:21","modified_gmt":"2016-10-10T06:53:21","slug":"melania-grabs-a-pussy-bow-blouse-she-vill-heet-you-ten-times-harder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/melania-grabs-a-pussy-bow-blouse-she-vill-heet-you-ten-times-harder\/","title":{"rendered":"Melania Grabs a Pussy-Bow Blouse: She Vill Heet You Ten Times Harder!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump<\/strong><\/a>‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s <\/strong>$1,100 Pussy-Bow Shirt<\/a><\/em>.”<\/p>\n

It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,\u00a0 annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil Gucci for me.<\/p>\n

However, now I’m impressed.<\/p>\n

Her Stupid-Foreigner act is just a cover for her diabolical brilliance.<\/p>\n

Look at her expression, above.<\/p>\n

Look at how proudly her implants jut out, putting the men around her on notice that she will not be shamed into wearing a less clingy fabric.<\/p>\n

She is Woman, hear her roar.<\/p>\n

She is Pussy personified, and she will be the pussy<\/a> of choice for her husband, no matter whose he might grab or hope to grab.<\/p>\n

Melania did not make it this far from a village in Slovenia to the penthouse of Trump Tower without being a tough competitor. As she warned Donald before the debate,<\/p>\n

“I am nice person, Donald Trump, but nobody poots the baby in corner. You heet me, I heet you ten times harder.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Gold digger, nude model, mail-order bride, escort, sure, whatever. But let’s not underestimate Melania!<\/p>\n

Just keep your eyes on her implants. They are signalling something, and it could get messy.<\/p>\n

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I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s $1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt.” It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,\u00a0 annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2,8],"tags":[1099,133,1117],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-2Zh","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11487"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11487"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11487\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}