{"id":1153,"date":"2008-09-24T03:46:58","date_gmt":"2008-09-24T11:46:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2008-09-24T03:46:58","modified_gmt":"2008-09-24T11:46:58","slug":"some-thoughts-before-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/some-thoughts-before-sleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Thoughts Before Sleep."},"content":{"rendered":"

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This is a painting Honeypants found. I love their expressions. Here’s another picture: Mrs. P meets the President of Columbia. \u00a0 She took the hive to new heights in his honor.<\/p>\n

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As you can see, she has just offered him a sexual favor, and he’s looking around to see if anyone’s watching.<\/p>\n

I’m really too tired tonight to deal with politics<\/a>. \u00a0 Let’s just look at other stuff. Here’s some nice jewelry.<\/p>\n

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The necklace is around $200 and the earrings are $3,600 at Vivre<\/a>. \u00a0 It’s nice to think about jewelry before you go to sleep. If that doesn’t work, I try male models, like Poncho here, who is 6’5″. ‘Night, Poncho!<\/p>\n

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