{"id":11559,"date":"2016-10-22T04:39:56","date_gmt":"2016-10-22T11:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11559"},"modified":"2016-10-22T04:39:56","modified_gmt":"2016-10-22T11:39:56","slug":"shoes-that-speak-for-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoes-that-speak-for-themselves\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoes That Speak For Themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Shoes<\/a>This shoe says “RUN!”<\/p>\n

Salvatore Ferragamo is no stranger to maximalist footwear. These Fata sandals are constructed from an eclectic mix of tactile fabrics \u2013 note the green reptile-effect calf-leather front, suede trims, and mink-fur block heel and ankle strap. Consider them a fresh, contemporary way of offsetting a demure midi dress.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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I agree they would offset a demure dress, if by “offset” you mean adding a note of pure horror. Look at the rear view:<\/p>\n

\"shoes<\/a>It’s like a grizzly bear ate your feet and is trying to get away with it, like Nothing to see here, move along!<\/p>\n

$1,499<\/a><\/p>\n

\"shoes<\/a>This new offering from Chloe says, simply, “I’m Sorry.”<\/p>\n

Chlo\u00e9’s ‘Liv’ boots are embellished with swirling silver, burgundy, midnight-blue and brown beads and finished with swishy fringing. Made in Italy, this black suede pair has a comfortable round toe and block heel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Swishy fringing…the words alone are embarrassing.<\/p>\n

\"shoes<\/a>They’re like someone trying to cover a big butt with a grass skirt. But it’s not their fault!<\/p>\n

I forgive them.<\/p>\n

But not Chloe.\u00a0 $1,799<\/a><\/p>\n

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This shoe says “RUN!” Salvatore Ferragamo is no stranger to maximalist footwear. These Fata sandals are constructed from an eclectic mix of tactile fabrics \u2013 note the green reptile-effect calf-leather front, suede trims, and mink-fur block heel and ankle strap. … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[644,118],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-30r","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11559"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11559"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11559\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}