{"id":11559,"date":"2016-10-22T04:39:56","date_gmt":"2016-10-22T11:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11559"},"modified":"2016-10-22T04:39:56","modified_gmt":"2016-10-22T11:39:56","slug":"shoes-that-speak-for-themselves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/shoes-that-speak-for-themselves\/","title":{"rendered":"Shoes That Speak For Themselves"},"content":{"rendered":"
<\/a>This shoe says “RUN!”<\/p>\n Salvatore Ferragamo is no stranger to maximalist footwear. These Fata sandals are constructed from an eclectic mix of tactile fabrics \u2013 note the green reptile-effect calf-leather front, suede trims, and mink-fur block heel and ankle strap. Consider them a fresh, contemporary way of offsetting a demure midi dress.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n I agree they would offset a demure dress, if by “offset” you mean adding a note of pure horror. Look at the rear view:<\/p>\n <\/a>It’s like a grizzly bear ate your feet and is trying to get away with it, like Nothing to see here, move along!<\/p>\n $1,499<\/a><\/p>\n <\/a>This new offering from Chloe says, simply, “I’m Sorry.”<\/p>\n Chlo\u00e9’s ‘Liv’ boots are embellished with swirling silver, burgundy, midnight-blue and brown beads and finished with swishy fringing. Made in Italy, this black suede pair has a comfortable round toe and block heel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Swishy fringing…the words alone are embarrassing.<\/p>\n <\/a>They’re like someone trying to cover a big butt with a grass skirt. But it’s not their fault!<\/p>\n I forgive them.<\/p>\n But not Chloe.\u00a0 $1,799<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This shoe says “RUN!” Salvatore Ferragamo is no stranger to maximalist footwear. These Fata sandals are constructed from an eclectic mix of tactile fabrics \u2013 note the green reptile-effect calf-leather front, suede trims, and mink-fur block heel and ankle strap. … Continue reading