{"id":11570,"date":"2016-10-24T16:16:32","date_gmt":"2016-10-24T23:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11570"},"modified":"2016-10-24T16:16:32","modified_gmt":"2016-10-24T23:16:32","slug":"kellyanne-conway-what-a-fucking-cunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kellyanne-conway-what-a-fucking-cunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Kellyanne Conway: What A Fucking Cunt!\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/kellyanne-Conway-fucking-cunt.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11582\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/kellyanne-Conway-fucking-cunt.jpg?resize=448%2C463\" alt=\"kellyanne conway what a fucking cunt\" width=\"448\" height=\"463\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/kellyanne-Conway-fucking-cunt.jpg?w=448&amp;ssl=1 448w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/kellyanne-Conway-fucking-cunt.jpg?resize=290%2C300&amp;ssl=1 290w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 448px) 100vw, 448px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know it&#8217;s her job as <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/opinions\/trump-files-for-moral-bankruptcy\/2016\/10\/10\/d6b83b10-8f17-11e6-9c85-ac42097b8cc0_story.html?utm_term=.593888a27d69\"><strong>Donald<\/strong> <strong>Trump<\/strong><\/a>&#8216;s campaign manager to defend her employer, but <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kellyanne_Conway\"><strong>Kellyanne<\/strong> <strong>Conway<\/strong>&#8216;<\/a>s capacity and evident relish for lying is beyond anything I have experienced with my own eyes and ears.<\/p>\n<p>At first, the lying and stonewalling seemed kind of fascinating. It was like a super-power: dispensing an endless flow of obvious lies while maintaining a cheerful smile, without blushing or laughing or a hint of discomfort.<\/p>\n<p>Ask her something about Donald&#8217;s latest misdeed and she will\u00a0 respond,<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yes and Hillary Clinton corrupt establishment rigged rigged rigged elitist jobs jobs TPP email!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here she is in top form:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Mnpiere7ryA\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Here, she praises Trump for restraining himself during the first debate, out-cunting <strong>Megyn Kelly<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/_kI_PliXWoI\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Struggling to defend the indefensible has taken a toll on Kellyanne, but when you sell your soul to the devil, shit happens. For one thing, it ruins your hair.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZJ9zj8gNkEM\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>At this rate, she&#8217;ll be lucky to have any hair at all by November 8th.<\/p>\n<p>May Kellyanne&#8217;s career be extinct after this shameless display of moral bankruptcy.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of morality, Kellyanne&#8217;s husband <a href=\"http:\/\/heavy.com\/news\/2016\/08\/george-t-conway-iii-kellyanne-husband-photos-age-net-worth-lawyer-paula-jones-bill-clinton-hillary-drudge-federalist-society\/\"><strong>George T. Conway III<\/strong><\/a> is a <del>pig<\/del> prominent lawyer who has defended tobacco company Philip Morris, secretly worked for Paula Jones, and is a frequent donor to Republican candidates like Rudy Giuliani, Rick Santorum, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich and Ted Cruz.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, the Conways are passionate about the unborn, while the born can go fuck themselves.<\/p>\n<p>Let shills be shills, but this is a <del>cunt<\/del> bridge too far.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 29px; left: 116px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know it&#8217;s her job as Donald Trump&#8216;s campaign manager to defend her employer, but Kellyanne Conway&#8216;s capacity and evident relish for lying is beyond anything I have experienced with my own eyes and ears. At first, the lying and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/kellyanne-conway-what-a-fucking-cunt\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[8,7],"tags":[1099,791,181,133],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-30C","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11570"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11570\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}