{"id":1158,"date":"2008-09-24T23:39:56","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T07:39:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1158"},"modified":"2008-09-25T07:40:36","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T15:40:36","slug":"grandpa-wants-a-nap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/grandpa-wants-a-nap\/","title":{"rendered":"Grandpa Wants a Nap!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/grandpa-and-w.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1166\" title=\"grandpa-and-w\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/grandpa-and-w-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/grandpa-and-w.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/grandpa-and-w.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/grandpa-and-w.jpg?w=340&amp;ssl=1 340w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night!&nbsp;\u00a0 He needs to go to Washington to pretend he&#8217;s a leader.<\/p>\n<p>NO, GRANDPA! It&#8217;s not time for your nap! You can&#8217;t back out of the debate just because the economy is bad. What the fuck does he take us for? Are we idiots?!&nbsp;\u00a0 <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikiquote.org\/wiki\/Pulp_Fiction\" target=\"_blank\">Are we in Inglewood<\/a>?! Grandpa is also talking about postponing the vice-presidential debate, according to CNN.<\/p>\n<p>These people are desperate, and they&#8217;re hoping to somehow steal this election just like George W did. I&#8217;m at the point where nothing seems too bizarre or evil, including the President threatening that the whole world will end unless congress passes his $700 billion deal.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/mrs-p-and-witchdoctor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1167\" title=\"mrs-p-and-witchdoctor\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/mrs-p-and-witchdoctor.jpg?resize=260%2C190\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"190\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fuck these crazy bastards. Go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/max-blumenthal\/the-witch-hunter-anoints_b_128805.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and watch the tape of Mrs. P getting blessed by a Witch Doctor. Be afraid. Then, go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politicalbase.com\/profile\/jnail\/blog\/&amp;blogId=3422\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and you may decide, as I have, that Tigger is poor Bristol&#8217;s baby, not Mrs. P&#8217;s. There is more evidence than any sentient being can possibly reject as &#8216;just rumors.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>*UPDATE:&nbsp;\u00a0 And look! I got my images to upload.&nbsp;\u00a0 No one can mess with me, godammit,&nbsp;\u00a0 not even wordpress.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wouldn&#8217;t you know, Grandpa wants to cancel the debate scheduled for Friday night!&nbsp;\u00a0 He needs to go to Washington to pretend he&#8217;s a leader. NO, GRANDPA! It&#8217;s not time for your nap! You can&#8217;t back out of the debate just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/grandpa-wants-a-nap\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[5,8,7,1],"tags":[384,382,375,383],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-iG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}