{"id":11664,"date":"2016-11-12T19:09:19","date_gmt":"2016-11-13T03:09:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11664"},"modified":"2016-11-12T19:09:19","modified_gmt":"2016-11-13T03:09:19","slug":"lets-take-a-denim-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-take-a-denim-break\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Take A Denim Break"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"lets$ <\/a>Sometimes we must seek relief wherever we can find it and tonight I offer denim.<\/p>\n

These ugly shorts are the worst possible way to spend $325 <\/a>but go ahead, see if I care. Look at the rear view:<\/p>\n

$\"denim-6397-shorts-rear\"$ <\/a>Why not just kill yourself?<\/p>\n

What about these pin-button embellished jeans by Each X Other<\/a>, A bargain at $406.91.<\/p>\n

$\"each-x-other-pin-covered-jeans\"$ <\/a>The sheer stupidity and inconvenience! At least the pins are only on the front, so you can sit down. But you know what, if you buy these jeans, you don’t deserve to sit down. You must stay on your feet like Jane Fonda did in “They Shoot Horses Don’t They<\/em><\/a>” until you collapse in despair.<\/p>\n

Let’s say you have a wry sense of humor and you think it’s funny to wear jeans with a drawing of jeans on them.<\/p>\n

$\"farfatch-jeans\"$ <\/a>WHAT COULD BE FUNNIER, MOTHERFUCKER?<\/p>\n

Oops, sorry, it’s been a bad week and I’m overreacting. Or am I? These jeans have been reduced from $1,075 to $645<\/a>. So you can be all Dada and everything while still feeling thrifty. Just don’t come near me wearing them.<\/p>\n

Finally, there are these <\/a>cropped distressed jeans by Kimhekim:<\/p>\n

$\"denim_kimhekim-blue-cropped-distressed-jeans-2\"$ <\/a>An avant garde design for just $280, allowing you to pretend these holes are windows to your soul. In some cultures, this purchase would call for a good knee-capping<\/a>. I’m just saying.<\/p>\n

“In Denim Is Truth” as they say in Latin.<\/p>\n

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