{"id":11677,"date":"2016-11-14T21:47:42","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T05:47:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11677"},"modified":"2019-04-18T23:16:15","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T06:16:15","slug":"daddys-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/daddys-girl\/","title":{"rendered":"Daddy’s Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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As we attempt to brace ourselves for a Trump presidency, let’s address the matter of the favorite First Daughter, Ivanka Trump<\/a>.<\/p>\n

It’s no secret that Donald finds his daughter attractive<\/a>. He’ s already said he would date her if he could, and he’s openly boasted about her “voluptuous” body.<\/p>\n

For all we know, he picked out and paid for her resplendent implants, which are surprisingly similar in yardage to Melania’s.<\/p>\n

In any case, pictures speak louder than words so cover your ears because this will be deafening:<\/p>\n

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$\"ivanka-groped\"$ <\/a>I don’t like the way he looks at her and I don’t like the body language. Call me (or him) crazy.<\/p>\n

I want to feel sorry for Ivanka. She was once powerless. How could she know what was appropriate or inappropriate?<\/p>\n

But she knows one thing and that’s how to market herself and her Ivanka Trump products.<\/p>\n

After appearing with Dad on 60 Minutes <\/em>last night, Ivanka had an underling send a memo out to the press, asking them to note that she was wearing a bracelet from her own collection.<\/p>\n

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The apple doesn’t fall far from the monster, does it?<\/p>\n

The Trumps are a gang of pimps and ho’s<\/a> who all deserve therapy under Obamacare, which mandates that mental health be treated like physical health.<\/p>\n

But meanwhile, our government needs to ensure that a Trump regime doesn’t become a kleptocracy <\/strong><\/a> once these grifters move into the White House and set the stage to blow up the world.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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