{"id":11725,"date":"2016-11-27T20:49:14","date_gmt":"2016-11-28T04:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11725"},"modified":"2016-11-27T20:49:14","modified_gmt":"2016-11-28T04:49:14","slug":"exciting-new-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/exciting-new-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Exciting New Contest!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/flag-trump.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11726\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/flag-trump.jpg?resize=440%2C710\" alt=\"exciting contest\" width=\"440\" height=\"710\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/flag-trump.jpg?w=440&amp;ssl=1 440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/flag-trump.jpg?resize=186%2C300&amp;ssl=1 186w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>A neighbor just two houses away from us has put up this handmade sign, and in my opinion, she is asking for trouble.\u00a0 Make that <em>begging<\/em> for trouble.<\/p>\n<p>I feel duty-bound to oblige.<\/p>\n<p>Keep in mind there are no other political signs in our neighborhood.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally I&#8217;ve been thinking of ways to deface or alter her sign, but she probably has cameras and I don&#8217;t feel like being fined or going to court. I guess I could please insanity but I&#8217;d like to save that for a capital offense.<\/p>\n<p>So, I need to put up my own sign, right???<\/p>\n<p>I could make a NO TRUMP sign, or a sign that says PLEASE IGNORE TRUMP SIGN with an arrow pointing to her house.<\/p>\n<p>I need your ideas, asap!<\/p>\n<p>*Winner gets all credit for their idea or whatever he\/she wants, within reason.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 36px; left: 120px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 36px; left: 120px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 36px; left: 120px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A neighbor just two houses away from us has put up this handmade sign, and in my opinion, she is asking for trouble.\u00a0 Make that begging for trouble. I feel duty-bound to oblige. 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