{"id":1173,"date":"2008-09-28T00:10:57","date_gmt":"2008-09-28T08:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1173"},"modified":"2008-09-28T00:10:57","modified_gmt":"2008-09-28T08:10:57","slug":"oh-snap-grandpa-said-horseshit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/oh-snap-grandpa-said-horseshit\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Snap, Grandpa Said “Horseshit!”"},"content":{"rendered":"

At the time, I could hear him make some kind of sound, but I thought Grandpa was just hissing when Obama called him out for not knowing who the president of Spain is.<\/p>\n

But ha ha, the old maverick actually sneered and said “Horseshit!<\/a>” On the one hand, old men should be allowed to curse once in awhile, but on the other hand, we can’t have a crazy old ticking time-bomb in charge of the Free World! When he’s not busy calling Cindy a cunt, Grandpa’s always causing some kind of drama, isn’t he?<\/p>\n

On the Church Lady front, Matt Taibbi gives a trenchant analysis of her, here<\/a>. \u00a0 Describing Mrs. Palin’s speech at the RNC, he says: “It was like watching Gidget address the Reichstag.”<\/strong><\/em> He is one furious, eloquent Palin Hater, and a tough act to follow, so I won’t even try.<\/p>\n

However! Grandpa’s team is said to be predicting a big October wedding<\/a> for Bristol and Levi, who are now POWs just like Grandpa was. The wedding will provide more drama and distraction, while the economy sinks like the fucking Titanic!<\/p>\n

This could mean good news for the otherwise doomed Track Palin (see Mark<\/a>‘s predictions in the previous post.) But the horror……and with Putin watching the whole thing from up in the sky!<\/p>\n

PAP Smear<\/a> will convene on Monday night, if Bex<\/a> can wait that long.<\/p>\n

Tomorrow, I’m planning an all new Weekend Festival of Hate.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"