{"id":11827,"date":"2016-12-18T13:30:23","date_gmt":"2016-12-18T21:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11827"},"modified":"2017-01-05T12:37:10","modified_gmt":"2017-01-05T20:37:10","slug":"dont-worry-we-still-have-denim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/dont-worry-we-still-have-denim\/","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Worry, We Still Have Denim"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"don't$ <\/a>Until Donald Trump<\/a> appoints a Commissioner of Denim to take it away from us, we still have denim to turn to for a spark of joy. This jacket by DSquared2<\/a> brings a whole forest fire of joy, with it’s thick encrusted bib and poofy shoulders.<\/p>\n

$\"\"$ <\/a>R13’s Alison Leyton crop jeans are assembled from blue stretch-denim ornamented with frayed patches.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I like how they’re “assembled” and “ornamented.” This is no haphazard sewing class failure! This is art. As always, a team of teething babies worked for days, chewing on the patches to ensure a realistic fraying.<\/p>\n
At $595<\/a>, these jeans are a steal. In fact, oops, I see now that they’re sold out at Barney’s but I’ll help you find a pair if you need them.<\/p>\n
Finally, a jacket from Mark Jacobs<\/a>.<\/p>\n
$\"don't$ <\/a>This one says “80’s K-Mart” and that’s the joke. Get it?? A horrible acid-washed color, afflicted with pins and patches: a razor blade, peace sign, a fake ska emblem, and some crap on the back.<\/p>\n
$\"don't$ <\/a>Ew. I’d like to know the customer who’d pay $895 for this. Even a Kardashian knows better.<\/p>\n
But who am I to judge; I’m just here to spread the joy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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