{"id":1190,"date":"2008-10-01T20:55:39","date_gmt":"2008-10-02T04:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2008-10-01T20:57:09","modified_gmt":"2008-10-02T04:57:09","slug":"cant-mrs-p-just-shut-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/cant-mrs-p-just-shut-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Can’t Mrs. P Just Shut Up?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know it’s not just me, because I went to a dinner where everyone was shouting across the table about Sarah Palin. I am now feeling resentful toward CBS, which keeps dribbling out more pieces of Katie Couric’s interview with that fucking moron. Can’t we just get it over with?! It’s starting to feel like an ongoing root canal of a great big molar.<\/p>\n

Try reading Mrs. P’s answer when Katie Couric<\/a> asked her if she disagreed with any Supreme Court decisions besides Roe vs Wade:<\/p>\n

“Well, I could think of, of any again, that could be best dealt with on a more local level. Maybe I would take issue with. But you know, as mayor, and then as governor and even as a vice president, if I’m so privileged to serve, wouldn’t be in a position of changing those things but in supporting the law of the land as it reads today.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

How could Katie manage to contain herself?! \u00a0 This sort of gibberish has inspired a Palinism Generator (thanks, \u00a0 Nick<\/a>, for finding it!) \u00a0 My webmaster was nice enough to modify it slightly and here<\/a> is our new version.<\/p>\n

But it doesn’t stop there. \u00a0 Here’s what Palin said in an interview with talk-show host Hugh Hewitt:<\/p>\n

“It’s time that normal Joe Six-pack American is finally represented in the position of vice presidency<\/span>.” <\/strong>[No, it isn’t! ] “I know what Americans are going through. Todd and I, heck, we’re going through that right now even as we speak, which may put me again kind of on the outs of those Washington elite who don’t like the idea of just an everyday, working-class American running for such an office.”<\/strong><\/p>\n

Can’t you just hear that inexplicably Fargo-esque accent<\/a> and diction??<\/p>\n

She ends up revealing that the First Dude lost $20,000 <\/strong>from his 401(k) retirement account last week. \u00a0 Wow, how the hell do you get to lose that much if you’re just, you know, Joe Six-Pack??<\/p>\n

Here’s how: Regular ol’ Mrs. P is worth $1.2 million!<\/a> How does she manage to look so trashy with that kind of money?! \u00a0 Please, god, make that question come up in the debate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"