{"id":11908,"date":"2017-01-11T14:30:30","date_gmt":"2017-01-11T22:30:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11908"},"modified":"2017-01-11T14:31:27","modified_gmt":"2017-01-11T22:31:27","slug":"lets-cleanse-our-palates-with-denim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/lets-cleanse-our-palates-with-denim\/","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Cleanse Our Palates With Denim"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"lets$ <\/a>As we struggle with a rising national nausea that’s about to hit its apex, let’s calm our acid reflux with some very special denim.<\/p>\n

Above, a jacket by Y’s, a line by Yohji Yamamoto<\/a>. At only $699, it’s a good price for this brand.\u00a0 Who can finish this sentence:<\/p>\n

Sleeves like this are great because _________<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Next is an offering from the fabulously popular and overpriced DSQUARED2.<\/p>\n
$\"lets$ <\/a>This is the Cool Girl Cropped Jeans,$775.<\/p>\n
Layers of shredded denim lend a patched and worn look to these signature DSQUARED2 Cool Girl cropped jeans. 5-pocket styling. Button fly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Oh, don’t be so modest, Shopbop<\/a>! Tell us about the strategic distressing and the bleach stains! Believe me, these jeans will scream Cool Girl no matter what a lame-ass you really are. Worth every penny.<\/p>\n
Finally, a nice poke in the eye at a friendly price point. Behold the Turn Up Culottes by EDIT<\/a>.<\/p>\n
$\"lets$ <\/a>Fixed, exaggerated cuffs lend an avant-garde touch to these pleated, high-rise EDIT culottes. Slant hip pockets and welt back pockets. Button closure and zip fly.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Welp, they are nothing if not avant-garde, where avant-garde means hideous. I love the pleats, which ensure a bloated look around the middle. The rear view is just as flattering.<\/p>\n
$\"lets$ <\/a>Who doesn’t want to create this indelible memory when exiting a room?<\/p>\n
At only $275, the culottes are a great deal, using the standard formula e (eyesore) x p (price) \u00f7 sv (shock-value) + u (unwearability) x ? + s (sadness)^{2 <\/sup><\/em>.<\/p>\n}
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