{"id":11928,"date":"2017-01-14T02:35:40","date_gmt":"2017-01-14T10:35:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11928"},"modified":"2017-01-14T02:35:40","modified_gmt":"2017-01-14T10:35:40","slug":"the-wrongest-thing-you-will-ever-see","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-wrongest-thing-you-will-ever-see\/","title":{"rendered":"The Wrongest Thing You Will Ever See"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwprk-horror-neta-a-porter.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11931\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwprk-horror-neta-a-porter.jpg?resize=440%2C877&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"the wrongest thing you will ever see\" width=\"440\" height=\"877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwprk-horror-neta-a-porter.jpg?w=440&amp;ssl=1 440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwprk-horror-neta-a-porter.jpg?resize=151%2C300&amp;ssl=1 151w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>There are no words.<\/p>\n<p>Whoever <a href=\"https:\/\/www.net-a-porter.com\/us\/en\/product\/825795\/ronald_van_der_kemp\/patchwork-printed-cotton-flannel--denim-and-twill-pants\">Ronald Van Der Kemp<\/a> is, he is out of his fucking mind.<\/p>\n<p>He wants $1,980 for these&#8230;..pants?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwork-horror-2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11933\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwork-horror-2.jpg?resize=440%2C872&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"yuo will never see anything wronger than this\" width=\"440\" height=\"872\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwork-horror-2.jpg?w=440&amp;ssl=1 440w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/patchwork-horror-2.jpg?resize=151%2C300&amp;ssl=1 151w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Can you count the things wrong here? Net-a-Porter gives you some clues:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ronald Van Der Kemp&#8217;s pants take inspiration from military cargo styles and are designed to create the illusion of a checked shirt tied around the waist. Crafted in the label&#8217;s couturier in limited quantities, they are artfully patchworked from upcycled cotton-flannel, light-blue denim and camouflage-print twill.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was going to say that this would be good to wear for the apocalypse, but here&#8217;s something funnier: They are sold out in size large.<\/p>\n<p>What a bittersweet moment! Nothing will ever be this hideous and stupid.<\/p>\n<p>Thoughts?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are no words. Whoever Ronald Van Der Kemp is, he is out of his fucking mind. He wants $1,980 for these&#8230;..pants? Can you count the things wrong here? 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