{"id":11944,"date":"2017-01-18T23:38:10","date_gmt":"2017-01-19T07:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=11944"},"modified":"2017-01-18T23:38:10","modified_gmt":"2017-01-19T07:38:10","slug":"did-i-speak-too-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/did-i-speak-too-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Did I Speak Too Soon?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11945\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket.jpg?resize=460%2C690&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"did I speak too soon?\" width=\"460\" height=\"690\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket.jpg?w=460&amp;ssl=1 460w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Was I wrong about the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.godammit.com\/the-wrongest-thing-you-will-ever-see\/\">Worst Thing <\/a>you would ever see?<\/p>\n<p>Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;d have to do to make someone that mad.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe if you fucked their husband? This should be called the I Fucked Your Husband jacket, instead of the <a href=\"http:\/\/us.topshop.com\/en\/tsus\/product\/moto-extreme-cold-shoulder-jkt-6185039\"><strong>MOTO Extreme Cold Shoulder<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Topshop<\/strong> says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The denim jacket gets an unexpected twist in this unique spin on the staple. In a distressed style, it comes with extreme cold shoulder cut-out detail. Comes with a button-down placket and patch pockets. 100% Cotton. Machine wash.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now see it in action.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket-2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11946\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket-2.jpg?resize=450%2C675&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"did I speak too soon 2?\" width=\"450\" height=\"675\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket-2.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/MOTO-Extreme-Cold-Shoulder-Jacket-2.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a>Poor girl.<\/p>\n<p>At only $100, if would be a nice prank gift. Especially for someone who fucked your husband!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was I wrong about the Worst Thing you would ever see? Just look at this. This is what someone would do to your jacket if they really hated you. I don&#8217;t even know what you&#8217;d have to do to make &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/did-i-speak-too-soon\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[2],"tags":[800,644,37],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7t44M-36E","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11944"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}