{"id":12014,"date":"2017-02-04T16:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-02-05T00:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12014"},"modified":"2017-02-04T23:07:38","modified_gmt":"2017-02-05T07:07:38","slug":"good-bad-and-ugly-weekend-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/good-bad-and-ugly-weekend-report\/","title":{"rendered":"Good, Bad, And Ugly: Weekend Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/snakeskin-boots-ON-the-wall.jpg?ssl=1\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12015\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/snakeskin-boots-ON-the-wall.jpg?resize=490%2C453&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"good ba d and nugle weekend\" width=\"490\" height=\"453\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/snakeskin-boots-ON-the-wall.jpg?w=490&amp;ssl=1 490w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/godammit.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/snakeskin-boots-ON-the-wall.jpg?resize=300%2C277&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 490px) 100vw, 490px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I am so happy to be contributing to the <a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/\"><strong>MIISTA<\/strong><\/a> Blog!\u00a0 They are a great a company whose shoes and values I fully endorse. Go and see. I have written about <a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/blogs\/miista\/the-allure-of-men-in-dresses\">men in dresses<\/a>,<a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/blogs\/miista\/the-politics-of-social-media-hate-mobs\"> social media hate mobs<\/a>, and that venomous piece of shit <a href=\"https:\/\/miista.com\/blogs\/miista\/not-my-president-now-or-ever\">Donald Trump<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I am not happy to all of a sudden find I have <strong>carpal tunnel syndrome<\/strong>. What the fuck?! I don&#8217;t want or need new problems. There should be a limit. Last time I went to my doctor, she gave me a print-out that included a part called Current Problems. It was a list of 16 things, starting with Depression and ending with &#8220;Marijuana use.&#8221; EXCUSE ME, but marijuana use isn&#8217;t a problem so make that <em>15 <\/em>things please.<\/p>\n<p>Now for ugly, did you know that blogger and influencer <strong>Sea of Shoes<\/strong> is getting married?!? That&#8217;s right, she is all grown up and ready to tie the knot with some older metrosexual food blogger! It&#8217;s sure to be a festive occasion filled with Dallas socialites and the elite intelligentsia who once showered me with comments about the state of my vagina!<\/p>\n<p>I look forward to covering the event to the best of my abilities, even though the bride to be blocked me on Twitter for correcting her grammar. But I understand. I have to block Nazis and republicans all the time.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of Twitter, here is my <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TrumpDraws\">favorite user<\/a>, who sparks joy like <a href=\"https:\/\/godammit.com\/the-joy-of-trying-to-tidy-up\/\">Marie Kondo<\/a> has probably never experienced.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am so happy to be contributing to the MIISTA Blog!\u00a0 They are a great a company whose shoes and values I fully endorse. Go and see. 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