{"id":1203,"date":"2008-10-05T00:20:11","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T08:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1203"},"modified":"2008-10-05T00:26:10","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T08:26:10","slug":"a-shout-out-to-tina-fey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/a-shout-out-to-tina-fey\/","title":{"rendered":"A Shout Out To Tina Fey"},"content":{"rendered":"

If it weren’t for Tina Fey, how many of us would have killed ourselves by now? Tina Fey is all that stands between nervousness and mass hysteria. When you laugh at Tina’s Sarah Palin, the laughter is coming from a very dark place, a place where you want to see an ambition-crazed Bible thumper torn to pieces by starving polar bears.<\/p>\n

Tina, please accept an honorary membership in PAP Smear, and the title of Blessed Catharsis!<\/p>\n

Since things aren’t looking too good for Grandpa, Mrs. P says that “..now the heels are on, the gloves come off!”<\/strong> What the heck is she sayin’???? Is this a dominatrix reference, to excite the Republican base? Or is it just stripper talk? \u00a0 PAP Smear decoders, get to work!<\/p>\n

So now that the gloves are off, \u00a0 Mrs. P is accusing<\/a> Obama of \u00a0 “palling around with terrorists who would target their own country.” <\/strong>Oh, please. GONG! Get her off the stage already.<\/p>\n

If you want to really get scared, read this<\/a> op ed piece in The New York Times about Palin’s ominous desire to be President. \u00a0 Make sure you’ve got a handful of Xanax or a YouTube video of Tina Fey qued up.<\/p>\n

So, looking ahead, what magic word will you be looking for in the Tuesday debate between Grandpa and Obama? \u00a0 I’m guessing Grandpa will finally yell ‘Horseshit!’ Wouldn’t that be mavericky?!<\/p>\n

*Update<\/strong>: Thanks to the diligence of our own OMGGMAB, we have this exciting clip<\/a> of the Castro Brothers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"