{"id":12083,"date":"2017-02-20T18:06:49","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T02:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12083"},"modified":"2017-02-20T18:06:49","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T02:06:49","slug":"dear-donald","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/dear-donald\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Donald\u2122"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you’re anything like me, your consciousness has been co-opted by Donald Trump<\/strong><\/a>, with all the attendant fear, dread and hatred associated with his rise to power. It’s hard to focus on other things.\u00a0 It’s draining and exhausting.<\/p>\n

So maybe it would help to express our feelings in one burst daily*, instead of letting the rage contaminate the rest of our brains. I’ll start, by addressing him directly.<\/p>\n

Dear Donald,<\/strong><\/p>\n

Why can’t you die, you stupid motherfucker? I can’t stand to see your face or hear your voice, and by “can’t stand” I mean it is fucking up my entire organism. I hate you with the power of a trillion suns. You are the stupidest man on earth. You have made me use the term Piece of Shit when it wasn’t even in my lexicon or whatever it’s called.<\/strong><\/p>\n

You are too stupid to live. I would give my life to undo your existence. Speaking poetically by the way, since I am not armed! Still, you have made me a patriot. It’s unbearable to have such a vulgar lowlife cunt pretending to be a President. Please take your awful family and go to a distant planet where you can make those hand gestures all day long without making me sick.<\/strong><\/p>\n

I hate you, you fat stupid pig.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Love, Sister Wolf<\/strong><\/p>\n

You know what, that felt pretty good!<\/p>\n

I invite you to share your own letters to Donald. I’m looking forward to some bracing, heartfelt invective, as long or short as you wish.<\/p>\n

*This is a public service and collaborative literary project.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"