{"id":1218,"date":"2008-10-09T22:53:36","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T06:53:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.godammit.com\/?p=1218"},"modified":"2008-10-10T14:40:46","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T22:40:46","slug":"sarahs-special-needs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/sarahs-special-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah’s Special Needs"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve listened to \u00a0 Mrs. P at two separate campaign rallies, yesterday and today, answering questions about how she intends to keep her promise of being a friend to moms<\/a> with special needs kids. Each time, she said that she would “make it a priority” in the schools. She would pay for this not by raising spending, but by “prioritizing.”<\/p>\n

Somehow, I’m not convinced that she has a plan. I did read that she has a full-time babysitter for Trig on her payroll. Bless her heart!<\/p>\n

I have also been so privileged as to read about Track Palin’s mysterious trip to Michigan to finish high school. \u00a0 It’s because he <\/a>and 3 other boys were arrested in 1985 for vandalizing some school buses while they were drunk. Believe me, I have spent hours reading<\/a> about this and there is no doubt in my mind that this is why he enlisted in the armed forces instead of pursuing his ambition to be a professional hockey player. \u00a0 It’s actually a pretty fascinating cover up.<\/p>\n

Frankly, I am sick to death of Mrs. Palin but I am duty bound to hunt her down like the wolves she likes to shoot from helicopters. \u00a0 By tomorrow, we’ll hear some kind of verdict in Troopergate, but I already know that nothing will stop this crazy bitch, nothing. \u00a0 Read this<\/a> and then drink yourself to sleep.<\/p>\n

Meanwhile, I have been honored with a request from K-line<\/a> to list six of my quirks. I’m not sure if these are quirks but here you go:<\/p>\n

1. I still sleep with a blankie only it’s a shirt, named Shirty.
\n2. I scream when I rub my eyes, involuntarily. The Eye-Rubbing Scream still alarms my husband.
\n3. I’m afraid to drive on freeways.
\n4. I like to plan and carry out elaborate vendettas.
\n5. I love to dance to disco music.
\n6. I cross myself when I hear something dreadful, even though I’m an atheist Jew.<\/p>\n

Now I’m supposed to tag a bunch of people and some other stuff but I’m too tired and need to go watch Nancy Grace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"