{"id":12193,"date":"2017-04-04T00:10:06","date_gmt":"2017-04-04T07:10:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12193"},"modified":"2017-04-04T00:10:06","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T07:10:06","slug":"horrible-old-white-guys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/horrible-old-white-guys\/","title":{"rendered":"Horrible Old White Guys"},"content":{"rendered":"

These are the once that are bothering me the most, but I know they’re just a fraction of the pestilence. They are the figureheads. When I see any of these fuckers on the news, I am filled with disgust. I think it’s fair to say they are all child molesters, even if they aren’t.<\/p>\n

Pence<\/a> is a real\u00a0 weasel, isn’t he? His squeaky clean altar boy image is particularly offensive. As if he didn’t know about Mike Flynn and Russia. As if he sleeps with his wife. What a despicable cunt he is.<\/p>\n

I am especially enraged at the moment by Mitch McConnell, and I know I’m affected by his physical repulsiveness. Hey, I’m human, alright? He looks like a turtle but it’s so much more. You just know instinctively that he’d murder a bus full of school children if it meant he could stay in power a little longer. He is pure evil. He’s the reason we need to limit senate terms<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I don’t want to give short shrift<\/a> to the others, but I want to move on to my central issue here, which is, how to rate the horrible old white guys who are blighting our lives. We need a system. It’s not really adequate to rate them by how sickening they are. Being physically repellent is a quality they all share but what about the level of corruption? The monumental hypocrisy? The smugness? The propensity for metaphorical or literal child molesting?<\/p>\n

Let’s put on our thinking caps, shall we?<\/p>\n

I’ve listed 9 horrible old bastards and I need one more who is worthy to make the top ten. Then I need to rate them in order of horribleness.<\/p>\n

Thoughts?<\/p>\n

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