{"id":12211,"date":"2017-04-12T02:24:11","date_gmt":"2017-04-12T09:24:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/?p=12211"},"modified":"2017-04-12T02:24:11","modified_gmt":"2017-04-12T09:24:11","slug":"gucci-jumps-the-shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godammit.com\/gucci-jumps-the-shark\/","title":{"rendered":"Gucci Jumps The Shark"},"content":{"rendered":"

$\"\"$ <\/a>Gucci is betting that we’re all idiots, and good for them. Here’s net-a-porter<\/a> gushing over this special contraption:<\/p>\n

Sometimes you spot something on the runway that you just have to have, regardless of how impractical it may seem – cue Gucci’s black leather harness. Part of Alessandro Michele’s Spring ’17 collection, this Italian-made accessory is decorated with rows of gold studs at the fringed shoulders. Adjust the buckles to find your most comfortable fit.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Hahaha! “No matter how impractical.”<\/p>\n
Who among us does not want to spend $2,500 to masquerade as a horse?<\/p>\n
You know what, fuck it. It speaks for itself. Wear it like this<\/p>\n
$\"\"$ <\/a>or you could wear it as you prance around a track.<\/p>\n
Maybe Gucci’s creative director finally saw “Secretary”<\/a>? Is it an S&M thing or a slavery fetish? Do you like the part about “finding your most comfortable fit?” Is it code for DON’T BUY THIS, ARE YOU CRAZY?<\/p>\n
Here’s the best part – it’s ‘low in stock.’<\/p>\n
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